Thursday, February 10, 2011

True Story:

Girl steps onto the elevator in her building.
Guy steps on behind her.
She presses 29.
He presses 2.

Doors close.

He says, "2... yeah, sorry, that's pretty bad"
he says, "Eh, don't worry about it."
He says, "29... how is 29?  You like it up there?"
She says, "Yeah, it's pretty good, I like it."
Elevator stops at 2.
He says, "Can I come see 29?"

Doors open.  

She says, "No, you can't come see 29."
He says, "Do you want to come see 2?"
She says, "No, I don't want to see 2, thanks." 

Doors close.  She presses the "door open" button.  Doors don't open.
Elevator continues ascent to 29.

He says, "Oops... I promise I won't get off at 29."
She says, "Yeah, I wouldn't recommend you follow me home.  I just got back from the gym and need to shower."
He says, "Yeah, you look like you need to shower."
Silence.
He says, "No, really, you look like a million bucks."

Elevator stops at 29.  Doors open.

He says, "Enjoy 29"
She darts past him through the open doors and says over her shoulder, "Enjoy 2; remember to press the button."



...So is it now acceptable for guys to steal lines from their favorite porn films?  Are there girls out there that this would really work on?

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